This week’s WTF Listing of the Week features something that should NEVER be published in the MLS: PEOPLE. If you can’t wait ten seconds for someone to move or you don’t even have the common sense to ASK them to move, you need to look for a new job.
Take this nice man casually watching golf in his underwear for example. Judging by his demeanor he wasn’t going anywhere. At least throw the comforter over him!?
Another nice try…
Seriously? You could’ve at least cropped him out since you’re too lazy to take a new photo.
Three more seconds and you had a clear shot.
This lady fell asleep while you were taking photos and I know you probably thought it would be awkward to wake her up…but I bet she thinks it’s even more awkward that a photo of her sleeping was published in the MLS!
Another sleeping woman! I bet the agent didn’t even realize she was there since she blends in with all the shit in the room.
This guy could’ve at least put on a shirt. Or lay down. Or walk three feet out of view. Or leave.
This poor lady was hauling ass to get out of the photo and you still didn’t wait an extra five seconds for her to get out of the way!
A photo of the seller lounging in the “pool” while wearing a tiny white Speedo definitely doesn’t make me want to buy this house!
This is nice. Does the handyman come with the house?
Crop the photo. Just crop it.
Some agents use props. Don’t do that. Especially old green women. Is this Norman Bates’ mother?
Here we have a mannequin! At least this one has is mildly attractive and not GREEN.
Don’t use Jolly Roger either.
Please don’t use Justin Bieber. Seriously, it’s too late for you to say you’re sorry.
Sometimes, we see body parts in photos. Feet seem to be pretty common and it’s just gross. Especially when the big toe is shorter than the toe next to it.
Even a pedicure and pretty pink nail polish can’t help these nasty feet! Can you believe this was in the MLS?
Here’s another body part: a floating head?
An ET hand with Dora the Explorer suffocating in the background.
Ok that’s it, I’ve seen enough. This guy will be haunting me in my dreams now.
Don’t. Make. Eye. Contact!!!