Sex sells. But… does sex sell real estate? By the looks of the following photos I’m not so sure… These agents really went out of their way to add some spice to these listings. You be the judge if they help sell the property or not!
After intense lovemaking, she passes out on the couch as he throws the inspection report on her. He told her the house “looked good.” Judging by the size of the report… he lied.
My nipples are suddenly very sore. Do you think this was done on purpose?
I think it’s time to hire a new landscaping company.
I think it’s time to hire a new contractor.
Who doesn’t love a dick-de-lier!? SOLD!!!!
Probably not the best art to be displayed when trying to sell your house…
Nope, not this art either. Convenient place for the tissues…
Probably not the best mural to have on display when trying to sell your house.
Definitely not the best statue to have on display when trying to sell your house.
Cows in lingerie aren’t a great idea either.
I wonder if the architect of this house had anything to do with the staircase design? Love the bush placement.
If you like to strip naked, pour chocolate sauce all over yourself, and sit on the counter this is the house for you!
Seeing a naked person in the shower doesn’t make me want to buy this house. It makes me want to buy two gallons of bleach; one to disinfect every square inch of this room and one to pour in my eyes.
This is a room in the house that simply should not be photographed and published in the MLS. By the way, it lives on the internet forever so your neighbors, parents, and children now know what you’re doing in the “storage room.”