I admit, I’m judging these agents. How can you not? Do these people not understand that their job is to SELL the listing they somehow magically got? Writing a listing description is literally one of the easiest aspects of a real estate agent’s job, and these morons have royally screwed it up. Prepare for your head to spin and for the “WTF” wrinkle on your forehead to pop!
I don’t think this agent knows what “totally renovated home with new everything” means.
Self-explanatory, but you could at least TRY to sell it by naming at least one good thing about it.
THE ALL CAPS IS ANNOYING, AND IT’S NOW AUGUST YOU LOSER!
Is it an investor special or is it completely remodeled? It can’t be both!? Also, this isn’t a house – it’s a garage or shed or something that needs to be torn down and used for bonfire wood or to host exorcisms!
“See beyond the dirt and grime…” and the fact that it is a handyman special with no furnace and no hot water tank, and comes with a hefty bill of city certs is NOT what a first time home buyer is looking for.
Sweet! House only needs a new roof – no big deal! It probably needs all new rafters, drywall for new ceiling, new electrical & lighting, and probably mold remediation too…but yeah other than that – good condition!
Maybe it’s back on the market because you falsely advertised a “dinning room.” Also, if it has been updated throughout then why is your lazy ass sitting in a car taking this picture and providing NO interior photos?
Sounds too good to be true!
I think I found the missing furnace and hot water tank from that “dirt & grime” handyman special!
Listing Agent = Captain Obvious and Lazy AF
Wow, these sellers sound like really nice, honest people!! No sign on property and no interior photos… I wonder if the tenant with his company info printed on the back of his work truck will be getting any calls!?