“Drive-By” agents take photos of their listings from their cars. Simply put, they are lazy. Take a look at these photos all taken in the thriving city of Detroit. I added some other gems taken in the same area, and some by the same stupid agents. Let’s dive in:
Here we have a lovely crack house for sale; doors and windows not included. This agent didn’t want to walk two feet in front of his car so he included it in the photo.
Or, he could’ve done what this “Drive-By” agent did. Why even get out of the car at all?
This guy parked across the street and thought it was a good idea to include this tricked-out Lamborghini in his main photo.
This agent was probably trying to show the long and very narrow driveway? All I see is shitty grass and clumps of mud.
Maybe it was a nice day and this agent wanted to show more of the cloudy sky than the actual house…or it was a screen shot from Google Earth.
This guy was kind enough to show the time stamp of when the shit smearing party happened.
The “Drive-By” Agent strikes again! Tip: don’t include your mirror in MLS photos.
C’Mon Man! A little drizzle isn’t going to kill you!
I don’t think the “Drive-By” Agent knows how to crop photos.
This guy thought it was a good idea to go IN the house to get a close up of these bullet holes in the front window.
Nothing says lazy like not waiting for this dude to get out of the picture. Wait twenty seconds. Literally just wait TWENTY SECONDS!
I take back my last statement. THIS is lazier than all of the above. It’s a picture of a picture from a computer screen.
Here we have a picture of a screen shot, not even cropped to show that it wasn’t a screen shot. And it’s a shitty picture too!
This agent thought this window looked photo-worthy. I don’t know what’s worse: the fact that he took a photo of a window or the fact that he’s using a Kodak from 1996.
Which house is it dude? Are all three of these houses included for $9,000?
Real estate photographers would cry if they saw this.
What a lovely photo of the inside of a garage door! SOLD!!!!!
Ok, this is just FREAKY. Does this guy come with the house as a built in surveillance system?
At least the toilet seat is down.
Is this a blood stain? I think I’ll pass on this one.
Last, but not least, we have this home with “some fire damage.” The listing states the home is sold “as is” and is listed for $100. I can’t make this shit up!
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