It’s quite often that I find horrible MLS photos and poke fun at the agent for taking such a stupid photo. I get it… not all real estate agents have an aesthetic eye or the common sense to hire a professional photographer. Clearly, some agents don’t try hard enough and probably don’t care about their reputation. These photos leave me speechless and I can’t help but question the intelligence of these agents. I cordially invite you to the World’s Dumbest Agent Awards. The following nominees are:
- This is an attic. With a pillow in it!? Are you seriously considering this a bedroom? What the hell is wrong with you!?
2. Does this house not have a garage, basement, shed, spare room, or space under a bed to store all of those fishing rods? Also, you got your reflection in the mirror…such an amateur. Everything about this photo smells fishy!
3. What a lovely room to practice your kayaking in! Seriously, the agent that took this photo was either stupid, high, or both.
4. Not creepy at all. No one wants to see the sellers laundry soap and cleaning supplies just laying around like that.
5. OMG, Photoshop? You are a disgrace to humankind.
6. This is the “hide & seek” room, I assume.
7. I’m confused. Did the agent take this photo while the homeowner was taking a shit? OR did the seller, who took this photo, email this to the agent? Regardless of who took it – HOW DID YOU NOT SEE THIS??!!
8. This living room/dining room is a great place to lounge back on the couch, enjoy a nice fire, and crack your skull open.
9. I’m offended. What bathroom doesn’t have hand soap in it?
10. I’m guessing the same agent that took photo # 9 took this photo… or maybe his cousin Billy Bob, who is also his brother-in-law took it?
11. Thank you for showing us the inside of a dirty dishwasher. This will for sure sell this house! By the way that glass is supposed to go on top, duh! The paper plate makes you look even more ridiculous.
12. What a lovely bedroom to lick your own balls in!
13. This agent clearly doesn’t care about anything: not about the the photo of garbage bags, the half-empty bleach container, his reflection, or of his pathetic taste in fashion.
Who do you feel the winner of the “World’s Dumbest Real Estate Agent” Award should go to? If you have any other contenders, please send your nominations to me! Comment THE WINNERS!