I asked the question, “what would your real estate rap name be?” on social media and got some hilarious responses. Some people even wrote descriptions explaining their reasoning. Below are the ones that I found the most entertaining because they were either terrible or actually slightly funny.
Here is what THEY came up with:
Yung CTC: “Because I always get that clear to close”
Snoopy Soldy Sold
Warrenty-G: “I always push for warranted items”
Lil Cold Call
Mama-C-Ta: “Because all my agents and clients are like my children”
LL Sold Today: “Cause I make sales every day!”
Ol’ Dirty Rental
Lil Magnet: “Because I attract all the buyers”
Mr. Steal Your Listing
C Dilla that Title Rep Killa
Defik8r: “droppin mad deuces at those opens yo!”
My personal favorite is “Johnny Contingencies” because it so incredibly stupid. You may remember that I came out with a real estate rap video called “The Intro” last year and officially launched my rap name/names. “The Crow,” because of all my Escrows/Dr. Dreidels/and THE BA. If you have not it is below for your viewing pleasure. I am coming up with a new rap video called “The Seller From Hell” dropping next week so stay tuned!