Celebrating his biggest closing of the year, Jeff McAdoo took a couple buddies from his brokerage to Nick’s steakhouse for some prime rib and scotch. Bill Dovey, who was also at the dinner, said that Jeff was extremely hungover the next morning and was planning to host a broker’s open. Instead of giving Jeff an Aleve to help with his splitting headache, Bill accidentally gave him a 50 milligram, instant release Viagra pill. Jeff said he noticed blood rushing to his meat scepter the second he put out the sign-in sheet. He thought it might have been caused by the friction from his dress pants. But, it failed to subside as guests began to arrive. Jeff said he desperately attempted the “bend and tuck technique,” but followed that up by admitting: “mine can’t really do that.” After an hour of holding a pillow his crotch, a female agent asked him to show her where the property line ended outside. Panicked, Jeff decided to place his hands in his pockets in an attempt to camouflage his raging flesh missile. Once he got to the backyard, Jeff pointed to a mesquite tree in the distance revealing a detailed outline of his tube slinky. She freaked and sprinted out of the house telling everyone what had happened. Embarrassed and defeated, Jeff closed his open house an hour early and returned to the office to confront Bill.