A Baltimore Title Rep named Carl Kaminsky was viciously attacked by a disgruntled real estate agent late afternoon on Wednesday. “It was like any other day,” Carl explained. “I was handing out some brand new calendars that my team made for the agents in the office. Midway through a friendly conversation someone hit me directly in the face.” An agent at Maryland Realty said that Carl has handed out that same calendar every week since January. Police arrived at the scene at 4:47 PM and took the attacker (Ray Nolan, 64) into custody. In the report Ray claims that Carl was lingering around his desk while he was trying to make some phone calls. “I have never done business with Carl,” Ray screeched while being forced into handcuffs. “He was telling me about some stupid hike he went on with his family. I don’t give a sh** about your f******* hike!” An anonymous witnesses says that Ray has always hated Carl and has said that he was going to kick the sh*** out of him if Carl ever made eye contact with him again. Carl is now in a local Maryland hospital for a fractured cheek bone. Ray is in custody and will likely be charged for aggravated assault. It is safe to say Carl will not be handing out any more calendars.