How to subtly make people aware that you work in real estate without completely annoying the shit out of them.
This guy is a genius:
The Sympathy Facebook Status:
“I found this abandoned puppy in the street on Wednesday. He was limping and covered with dirt from head to paw. It makes me sick that people would ignore such an innocent and helpless animal. Over the past few days, I have nursed him back to health by bathing him and feeding him. He does not have a collar or a name, so I have been calling him Jameis Winston. He is free spirited and always happy despite the merciless abandonment he received from his previous owner. I took Jameis to the vet yesterday and had him checked for infections, worms, and fleas. He is completely free of all disease and is happier than ever. Unfortunately, I cannot take care of him due to my hectic schedule. If you know of anybody interested in adopting this gift from heaven, please let me know. Share this status with your friends and tag anybody that might know somebody interested in taking care of Jameis. I want nothing more than for my friend to find a comfortable home. Also, I want to find you a comfortable home. If you know anybody looking to buy or sell real estate, please let me know. My company, which is one of the biggest names in realty, has a great referral program.”