View Larger Image 10 Reasons Real Estate Agents Drink 1) Have you ever door-knocked sober? 2) Because you had a good day. 3) Because you had a bad day. 4) Have you ever been to a real estate conference? You have to be borderline blacked out to sit through different people telling you to make fifty calls a day. 5) Because you deal with an abundance of colossal pricks that do not care at all about how they are ruining your day or life. 6) Because Jack Daniels will not be your friend for thirty years and buy a house with someone else. 7) Because everyone in the office seems to think it is necessary to go to happy hour every single day. 8) Because your ex keeps posting pictures on Instagram having a fantastic time without you. 9) Because it cures your hangover before your open house. 10) Because your old client decided to go with a “Redfin agent” to pay less commission. By Eric Simon| 2016-11-11T16:07:32+00:00 March 1st, 2016|Featured, Home Slideshow, Videos| Share This Story, Choose Your Platform! FacebookTwitterLinkedinRedditTumblrGoogle+PinterestVkEmail About the Author: Eric Simon My friends call me "The Crow" because I put so many homes in Escrow. No they don't. Related Posts Leave A Comment Cancel reply Comment Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.